Many thanks to Sean for pointing out the supremely useless, but really rather amusing superhero name generator. For reasons I can’t quite explain, I am:

The spectacular Lieutenant Ebytwvfryv
Power: Direct computer interface
Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial spiritual mutant
Weapon: Plasma Lucky Rabbit’s Foot
Transportation: Golden Pogo Stick

As I travel around on my Golden Pogo Stick, and occasionally defeat evildoers with my plasma lucky rabbit’s foot, I can but envy Deb her superpower, “power mimicry”. How did they know?