Eldest child is screaming and shouting, youngest child is upset because we may have to decide to stop her reading the book she’s reading, we may need to change travel plans, there’s a crack in the kitchen wall (not new, not big or serious, but *maybe* a little bigger), and everything is stress and misery. I want to run away from home today.
If the crack starts glowing and/or whispering, you might want to keep an eye out for a blue box.
…and a redhead?
Something like that – or a skinny dude with a fez.